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This will forever be adorable
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this
Perfect way to.explain adulthood.
Misha Collins’s Cheekbones in Liberty Heights
American Horror Story: On the Set
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
you fuckers i googled ‘how to read music’ for this i spent an entire hour trying to figure this out just wow
“Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”
Indifference | Strangers